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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Failure is impossible. - Susan B Anthony

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Persistence is what makes the impossible possible, the possible likely, and the likely definite. - Robert Half

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The impossible is only relevant to those who never attempt it, otherwise it is abstract and meaningless. - John Paul Warren

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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