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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

We need more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke

By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible. - Italian Proverb

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. - Polybius

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant


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