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Impossible Object

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Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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