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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

No one is expected to achieve the impossible. - French Proverb

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A A Milne

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. - Polybius

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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