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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Failure is impossible. - Susan B Anthony

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Act as if it were impossible to fail. - Dorothea Brand

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The impossible is only relevant to those who never attempt it, otherwise it is abstract and meaningless. - John Paul Warren

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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