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Impossible Object

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A A Milne

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Once it was impossible to find any Bond villains older than myself, I retired. - Roger Moore

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

To please everybody is impossible; were I to undertake it, I should probably please nobody. - George Washington

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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