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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

No one is expected to achieve the impossible. - French Proverb

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. - L Ron Hubbard

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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