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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

To please everybody is impossible; were I to undertake it, I should probably please nobody. - George Washington

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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