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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A A Milne

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. - Douglas Adams

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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