How To Transport Your 8-wheel Drive Vehicle
This is one mother-trucker of a load!
QuotaBillsVanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com