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How To Transport Your 8-wheel Drive Vehicle

This is one mother-trucker of a load!

How To Transport Your 8-wheel Drive Vehicle thanks to Jim Serritella

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As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

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She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
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