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How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work thanks to Vernon Moll

Some days it just takes a little longer to park her car

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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