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How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work

Are you a workaholic or the secretary?

How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work thanks to Vernon Moll

Some days it just takes a little longer to park her car

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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