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How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception

Use this technique to tune up your antenna

How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception thanks to Bill Wellbelove

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Radius: More than one radio - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A satellite has no conscience. - Edward R Murrow

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. - Marilyn Monroe

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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