How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception

Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey