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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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