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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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