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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford


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