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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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