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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski


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