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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford


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