Hoppy Easter

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana