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Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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