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Hoppy Easter

You're no bunny 'til some bunny loves you!

Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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