Hoppy Easter

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford