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Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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