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Hoppy Easter

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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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