Home Alone Pets

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison