Home Alone Pets

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway