Home Alone Pets
What happens when the owners are gone...
QuotaBillsMan is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg
For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory
Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams
All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean
If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison