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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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I hate holding grudges. - Engelbert Humperdinck

I don't hold grudges. - Glen Campbell

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. - Andrew Lang

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. - Barbara De Angelis

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Rome didn't create an Empire by holding meetings - they did it by killing their enemies. - Chris Johnson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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