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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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