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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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