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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor


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