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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey. - Brian Johnston

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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