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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

Sometimes the best way to hold onto something is to let it go. - Unknown

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

Forgiveness is for YOU, not the other person. Holding a grudge weighs down your spirit and can make you become a person you don't want to be. - Joanna C Smith

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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