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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Me being a compassionate person, I would never hold any grudges against my ex. - Amber Rose

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor


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