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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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