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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson


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