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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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