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Hell Does Freeze Over!

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Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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