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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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