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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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