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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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