Hazard Pay for Florida Power and Light Workers
Just another day at work in the beautiful Florida sun
A Florida Power Light crew putting in lines for an addition to
the Orlando International Airport found the following in a culvert they were using...
and the Rattlesnake roundup totaled 87...
QuotaBillsEven snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com