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Guard Dog Security - How Fast Can You Run?

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Guard Dog Security - How Fast Can You Run? thanks to Ben Lavrinoff

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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