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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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