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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda