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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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