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Foot Sign Language

Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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