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Foot Sign Language

Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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