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Foot Sign Language

Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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