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Foot Sign Language

Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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