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Foot Sign Language

Putting your best foot forward?

Foot Sign Language thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Use this sign the next time you're asked to 'foot' the bill

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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