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Flower Pot Garden

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'I need a small favour... if it's not too much trouble. I am going away on vacation and I need someone to water my plants while I am gone. In this hot weather they'll probably need water twice a day. Thanks a lot. I'll send you a postcard.'
Flower Pot Garden thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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