Five Stages of a Female's Life

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren