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Fawntastic Deer Camouflage

Can you spot the fawn?

Fawntastic Deer Camouflage thanks to Diane Baugh

A family in Bend, Oregon found this fawn on their front steps a few weeks ago and took this photo. The white spots on the steps are apple blossom petals. Deer hide their fawns and go away for awhile. The fawns have no odor yet, and naturally stay absolutely still. A great job of camouflage! The fawn stayed there all morning, and mama came to get it after 4-5 hours.

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Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

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