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Easter Cats

Cats celebrating Easter

Easter Cats thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Easter Cats thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Easter Cats thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Easter Cats thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Easter Cats thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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