QuotaBillsEaster is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen