Duct Tape Prom

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King