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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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