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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham


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