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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

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I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

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When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

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