Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

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God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias