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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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