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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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