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Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Making a speck-tacle of himself

How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?   Matthew 7:4
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy thanks to Jonathan Falk

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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