Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace