Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias