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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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