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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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