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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor


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