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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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