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Dog Walking - Remotely

Walking the dog AND watching the game!

Dog Walking - Remotely thanks to Karen Moore

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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