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Dog Lost? Dog Gone! thanks to Mike King

Perhaps your dog tasted too much like chicken

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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