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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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