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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King


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