Diverse Women Drivers
My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets
QuotaBillsWomen hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde
Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown
Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde
Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller
Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King