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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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