Diverse Women Drivers

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski