Diverse Women Drivers
My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets
QuotaBillsWomen should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown
I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo
Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams
Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh
To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle
I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright