Diverse Women Drivers

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson