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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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