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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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