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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

Motorcyclist with mirror strategy

Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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