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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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