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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Confident Motorcyclist - Objects In Mirror Are Losing thanks to Brian Enns

Objects In Mirror Are Losing

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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