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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

It is far better to be alone than to be in bad company. - George Washington

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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