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Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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