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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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