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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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