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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday - Archie Bunker

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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