Cat Bread or Cat Loaf?

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright