Candle-lit Christmas Tree

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha