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Candle-lit Christmas Tree

German and Danish tradition of candles on the Christmas Tree

Candle-lit Christmas Tree thanks to Hans Pagels

Doesn't it look beautiful!

Candle-lit Christmas Tree thanks to Hans Pagels

Oops - one of them 'drooped' ... Fire hazard of the Season - time to build another house...

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Nero: A Roman who was careless with candles - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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