Canadian Christmas Tree

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster