Canadian Christmas Tree
Who needs Bud Light when you've got Canadian Heavy!
QuotaBillsI work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas