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Canada Storms on East and West Coasts

Extensive winter storm damage across Canada

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004... 88cm of snow fell in Halifax and Newfoundland. Newfie fisherman prepares for storm...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Downtown Halifax...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Learning to live with snow in Eastern Canada...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Newfie sunset - if you can find it...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Vancouver and Victoria: Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004... Here is a photo of the damage from the terrible coastal storm that passed through Victoria last week. Most people stayed home and most schools were cancelled. It really makes you cherish what you have...

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Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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