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Canada Storms on East and West Coasts

Extensive winter storm damage across Canada

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004... 88cm of snow fell in Halifax and Newfoundland. Newfie fisherman prepares for storm...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Downtown Halifax...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Learning to live with snow in Eastern Canada...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Newfie sunset - if you can find it...

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Canada Storms on East and West Coasts thanks to Roy Taylor

Vancouver and Victoria: Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004... Here is a photo of the damage from the terrible coastal storm that passed through Victoria last week. Most people stayed home and most schools were cancelled. It really makes you cherish what you have...

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Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

After a storm comes a calm. - Matthew Henry

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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