Burnt Offering
Breaker, Breaker - Where Are You?
Tracking down an elusive electrical fault
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb
Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley
I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown