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Burnt Offering

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Burnt Offering thanks to Rick Lansink

Tracking down an elusive electrical fault

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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