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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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