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Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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