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Bloodsucker Bank

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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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