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Bloodsucker Bank

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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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