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Bloodsucker Bank

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A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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