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Bloodsucker Bank

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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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