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Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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