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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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