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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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