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Nutrition God's Way

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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