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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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