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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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