Bible Bar

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien