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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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