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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Devil sky brings cloudy outlook

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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