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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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