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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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