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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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