Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer