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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Devil sky brings cloudy outlook

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Never let your guard down...

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Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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