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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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