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Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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