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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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