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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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