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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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