A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version
The very first fish called Wanda!
QuotaBillsI got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com