QuotaBillsI am an optimistic lady. - Julie Andrews
What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher
Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen
To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton
A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron
Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain
My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. - Margaret Thatcher
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown
Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash
Wanderbra: Designed to assist ladies blessed with an ample, and once firm, bosom that now wanders off in all directions at every opportunity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor