1st Baby Photo
Making womb for baby
Baby's first impression
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik