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Cleopatra: Queen of denial. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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