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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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