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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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