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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

No man is an island,
Entire of itself - John Donne

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau


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