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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

I'm not a Gynecologist but I'll take a look. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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