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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus


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