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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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