Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey