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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Mandals: Sandals for men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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