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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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