Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes