Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill