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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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