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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide


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