Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner