Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Figures won't lie: but men that draw up the tables may. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes