Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

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America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler