Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown