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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill


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