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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey


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