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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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