When A Canadian Guy Plans The Wedding
How to make a Canadian Wedding Arch
An outdoor wedding with bar included
QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown