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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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