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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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