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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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