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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. - Mark Batterson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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