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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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