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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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