Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome

Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. - James A. Garfield

You can't cling to the side your whole life. One lesson every parent needs to teach a child is, If you don't want to sink, you better figure out how to swim.' - Jeannette Walls

Hit the sawdust trail, fall on your knees, and receive Christ as your Savior. Then walk out of this tent into the street, get hit by a Mack truck, and go straight to heaven. - Billy Sunday

I refuse to sink - it means that, even though you are weighed down by problems or sadness, and you should be going under, you're not. So you symbolize the anchor but you're not sunken down. - Karey Metcalf