Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome
Expect the unexpected on logging roads
QuotaBillsRefuse to sink. - Kristi Welch
Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Hit the sawdust trail, fall on your knees, and receive Christ as your Savior. Then walk out of this tent into the street, get hit by a Mack truck, and go straight to heaven. - Billy Sunday
The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of life. - Theodore Roosevelt
I refuse to sink - it means that, even though you are weighed down by problems or sadness, and you should be going under, you're not. So you symbolize the anchor but you're not sunken down. - Karey Metcalf