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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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