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Ticked Off Tree

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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