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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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