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That's Not A Bagpipe!

Little Johnny solves the Scottish dilemma

That's Not A Bagpipe! thanks to Ken Milne

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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