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That's Not A Bagpipe!

Little Johnny solves the Scottish dilemma

That's Not A Bagpipe! thanks to Ken Milne

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Keep calm and bagpipe on. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. - Scottish Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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