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That's Not A Bagpipe!

Little Johnny solves the Scottish dilemma

That's Not A Bagpipe! thanks to Ken Milne

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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