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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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