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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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