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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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