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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...

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Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

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Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

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Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

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