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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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