Stuck On High Gear

You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele