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Stuck On High Gear

The high cost of cutting corners at a gas station

Stuck On High Gear thanks to Marilee Congo

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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