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Stuck On High Gear

The high cost of cutting corners at a gas station

Stuck On High Gear thanks to Marilee Congo

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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