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Stuck On High Gear

The high cost of cutting corners at a gas station

Stuck On High Gear thanks to Marilee Congo

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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