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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul. - Eric Hoffer

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Gratitude is the fairest blossom from which springs the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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