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Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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