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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

When you are in a foxhole, listen to your soul. - Dinesh Sharma

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The further the soul advances, the greater are the adversaries against which it must contend. - Evagrius of Pontus

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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