#1 humor site on the 'net

Soul Repair

Shoe repair that will dye for you

Soul Repair thanks to Karen Moore

Food for your soles

QuotaBills
Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


My New Diet

We Is Closed

Cheap Child Support

Ankle Warning

Peanut Sale

Beer Chess

Astronomy Perspective

Wolf Chase

Coffee Caricature

The Working Man

North of Somewhere

Salmon Bikini

Mexican Phys Ed Classes

Parasite Trivia

Plug Puller

Steamworks Bathroom

Another Repost

Pipeline Protesters

Bread Gloves

Winterpeg Warm

Pen Sale Not

Soda Bottle Boat

Raccoon Rock

Cement Truck Lane