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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Our soul is composed of harmony. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

When you are in a foxhole, listen to your soul. - Dinesh Sharma

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Gratitude is the fairest blossom from which springs the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

The further the soul advances, the greater are the adversaries against which it must contend. - Evagrius of Pontus

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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