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Soul Repair

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Soul Repair thanks to Karen Moore

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

When you are in a foxhole, listen to your soul. - Dinesh Sharma

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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