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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Denis Diderot

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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