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My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker

The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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