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Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Diderot

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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