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Soul Repair

Shoe repair that will dye for you

Soul Repair thanks to Karen Moore

Food for your soles

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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul. - Ezra T Benson

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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