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Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Our soul is composed of harmony. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Gratitude is the fairest blossom from which springs the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Confession may be good for the soul but it is bad for the reputation. - Thomas R Dewar

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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